Archive for the 'Humor' Category

21
Feb
08

Do You Have Moon in the Philippines?

We got out of the office at about 2:45am. The sky was clear and the moon shined enchantingly. Our Japanese boss turned to face us and asked, “Do you have moon in the Philippines?”

Sure, the Philippines is a third world country and there are a lot of things that we do not have, but I am pretty sure that the MOON IS NOT ONE OF THEM. Rather than be offended by the question though, I found myself in stitches at the sheer absurdity of the question. Hahaha. I don’t know if that question should be dignified with an answer :))

03
Feb
08

I Have Been Manga-fied

I went to Kyoto International Manga Musuem today and they had this booth where you can ask artists to draw you for ¥1000. This was drawn by Azusa Chiba.

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I really love how it turned out 🙂

29
Jan
08

Stalker Moves

I finally saw the bishie again. He came to the office a few hours ago and sat behind me. I can’t bring myself to take a picture of him (at least not upfront), especially not here in the office.

Gomen ne, stalker-sensei (I am sorry, stalker master). This was the best I could do.

01
Apr
07

Butter FLYvored Cake

My first day back in Davao, I asked my dad that we stop by at a ‘certain’ bakeshop to buy one of my favorite treats — Butter Roll! I rode home happily and my mouth watered thinking of how the cake would melt in my mouth. An hour after lunch, I decided to indulge my sweet tooth and asked my younger sister to give me a slice. I was about ready to eat it and then…

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15
Mar
07

Gadget: Duck Fadar – Come To The Duck Side

I have been secretly studying on how to become an evil overlord, learning the art of betrayal, fine tuning the pitch of my sinister laughter, brushing up on my list of lies and alibis, and a whole lot more of sinful acts (more of that next time).

Today, I would like to discuss one of the most overlooked part of being a villain — hygiene.

As it seems, even morally filthy evil beings find hygiene to be an important part of their malicious existence. Of course, what separates us from normal beings, is that we have a certain artifact as a bath companion.

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14
Mar
07

Gadget: Self-Stirring Mug – This Is INSTANT Coffee

Tired of doing the same old routine of stirring your coffee?

Is washing spoons just not your cup of tea?

Have fears of possibly getting blind because of the evil teaspoon sticking out from your mug while you are trying to enjoy your beverage?

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06
Mar
07

Inventions: Remote Wrangler – I Am In Full Control

Are you a couch potato?

Do you spend your days and nights in afront of your black 40″ LCD TV complete with the latest DVD/Blu-ray player and wireless surround sound speakers?

Do you have a bazillion number of remote controls for all your sexy hardware?

If that’s the case, then you will definitely be in need of this marvelous invention. It takes the headache and hassle away from keeping track of all your remote controls. You read it right, this amazing product of the human mind will make sure that you will never have to waste another second trying to find your remote controls!

Gawk at the wonder that is the Multimedia Remote Control Wrangler (because nothing says ‘I am in full control of my life’ quite like the Remote Wrangler).

Remote Wrangler
My mom always told me to use my head.
I wonder if this is what she meant…