Gadget: Duck Fadar – Come To The Duck Side

I have been secretly studying on how to become an evil overlord, learning the art of betrayal, fine tuning the pitch of my sinister laughter, brushing up on my list of lies and alibis, and a whole lot more of sinful acts (more of that next time).

Today, I would like to discuss one of the most overlooked part of being a villain — hygiene.

As it seems, even morally filthy evil beings find hygiene to be an important part of their malicious existence. Of course, what separates us from normal beings, is that we have a certain artifact as a bath companion.

I reveal to you one of underworld’s darkest secret — the Duck Fadar!

Duck Fadar with box
The bath tub is such a corrupt place

It comes as no surprise that our favorite bath toy is crafted to the likeness of galactically-renowned Prince of Duckness Darkness, Darth Vader, who’s treachery and infamy is only lesser to that of Hannibal Lecter and that Psycho guy.

Duck Fadar violet
Quack with me to the Duck Side

A mad evil scientist developed the Duck Fadar, equipping it with sensors. Once placed in water, it automatically reacts and glows menacingly.

Duck Fadar animation
And you thought rainbow colors were not evil!

This is standard issue for all evil villains, if you have yet to claim yours, you may do so now. Join the ranks of these evildoers who have experienced the misery of owning the Duck Fadar.

Like they say, cleanliness is next to evil overlordness! – Dark Lord

It quacks me up to no end. – Joker

*whistles* Fowl on #666 – Blindly Evil Basketball Referee

I have a modified one that plays the Psycho theme. No bath is complete without it. – Norman Bates aka Psycho

Hey, even evil Persian gay overlords need a bath. – Xerxes

Wicked! I have two, because I am twice as sinister. – Voldermort


10 Responses to “Gadget: Duck Fadar – Come To The Duck Side”

  1. March 16, 2007 at 9:33 am

    coolness! LOL
    they can make a cool cartoon out of this… starring Duck Fadar!!! XDDD

  2. 2 Helen
    March 16, 2007 at 10:01 am

    Yey!!! I want one! hehehe

  3. 3 aYa_sToRm
    March 16, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    i’ll fill up my tub with cool duck fadars!!! but first i have to buy a tub.. XD

  4. March 16, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    @usagijen yeah they should, actually I saw a video made by some guy and featuring Duck Fadar and overlaid it with audio ripped from the movie! Lol… it was funny.

    @Helen yeah me too… I want one because of the evil rainbow colors!

    @aYa_sToRm hhehehe yeah I don’t have a tub too

    Too bad the Duck Fadar doesn’t come with sounds or special effects. But it would be creepy to hear your rubber ducky breathe so heavily XD

  5. 5 dru
    March 16, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    Hahahaha! So this is what you were talking about. A low-sounding, Mufasa-like quack.. Interesting.. 😛

  6. March 16, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    Hmm…perfect for the dark side version of me. heheh! I would like for it to have the heavy breathing effect though. hahahah

  7. 7 Hinode
    March 16, 2007 at 11:06 pm

    Hmmmm … maybe include something like a “Darth Bather” – it will bathe you all overlords without having to do it yourselves.

  8. March 17, 2007 at 9:13 am

    @BeLe if you and paui would have a child… this would be it XD ahahahah. I’m just joking kim! XD

    @Hinode Darth Bather… wooo… novel idea

  9. 9 sApphiRe
    March 19, 2007 at 4:37 am

    ah yes, the evil rainbow colors are so menacing that it attracts villains… no cutesy things for them! no… just a blinking ducky masquerading as Darth Bather, er, Vader equipped with flashy evil rainbow lights… evil! lol! i want one too! *evil laugh* >:D

  10. March 24, 2008 at 11:41 am

    That duck fadar will fit well as part of my bathtub accessories. It’s funny for as long as nobody would mock me gay.

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